A wise Samuel L. Jackson once said:
Go the fuck back to sleep!
A SPIDER JUST DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING AND PERCHED ITSELF ATOP MY HEAD
this is the most eloquent statement of pure terror i’ve ever read
THANK YOU
(Quelle: egberts, via vvvendetta-deactivated20130105)
ingredients for girl
1 cup of sugar
2 cups of spice
1 cup of everything nice
8 gallons of bitch whore juice
(Quelle: shavingryansprivates, via vvvendetta-deactivated20130105)
examples of oxymorons
- sweet agony
- jumbo shrimp
- loud silence
- walmart choice premium steak
(Quelle: drarna, via arandomguywithablog)
