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helena-castor:

A wise Samuel L. Jackson once said:

Go the fuck back to sleep!

(via helena-castor-deactivated201208)

mpregbert:

thebootywhisperer:

mpregbert:

A SPIDER JUST DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING AND PERCHED ITSELF ATOP MY HEAD

this is the most eloquent statement of pure terror i’ve ever read

THANK YOU

(Quelle: egberts, via vvvendetta-deactivated20130105)

(via arandomguywithablog)

shavingryansprivates:

ingredients for girl

1 cup of sugar

2 cups of spice

1 cup of everything nice

8 gallons of bitch whore juice

(Quelle: shavingryansprivates, via vvvendetta-deactivated20130105)

palides:

untitled by thephysicalblog on Flickr.

mechastreisand:

examples of oxymorons

  • sweet agony
  • jumbo shrimp
  • loud silence
  • walmart choice premium steak

(Quelle: neptunain, via arandomguywithablog)